fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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