yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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