You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
