I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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