Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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