if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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