I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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