Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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