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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Acid is not a monday night drug
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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