Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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