tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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