if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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