good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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