so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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