I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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