its not stalking. its research.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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