I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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