is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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