So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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