1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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