i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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