fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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