They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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