How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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