So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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