i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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