its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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