I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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