There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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