Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize
