Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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