I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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