Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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