She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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