she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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