I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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