these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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