I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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