You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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