This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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