WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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