I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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