I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
honey bunches of taint.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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