Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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