You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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