Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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