you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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