there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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