She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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