I puked a lego.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
then he tried to convert me to islam
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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