Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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