this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
