kristin has been a bad kristin
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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