she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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