One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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